| This is the fucking history of a band of crazy motherfuckers. Well at the beginning there was no band of course, but then one of the motherfuckers, I don't want to say who (György), had the fucking good idea of making a fucking band, well then it comes all the shit about how he found all the rest of the motherfuckers but is to fucking boring to tell the truth. Well here comes my version hope you like it hehe. Well, the first idiot that fell on the stupid idea was motherfucker number two (that means me) they started playing with spoons and other shit from their mother's kitchens until their mothers got so fucking boring of hearing them, that they burned the hole shit (I mean all the spoons and shits). That was when that fucking band was called "Need for Spit" (well I always spit when I have to say that name, don't ask why) and that's also when they got the third mother fucker (Johan). This is the part when the motherfucker started playing at the school (just because they didn't have another place to play, and they didn't have the instruments) until they got bored at the school and they told them to %&#"%&?*§^@(and so like that)... Well now, they didn't have a fucking thing to play with, so mother fucker number one (György) got fucking great idea of getting a local and isolate it. That why they started asking around to get some egg boxes (these ones for isolating rooms and shit). The whole shit was going well (you have no idea of how many people eat eggs in this day) until they realized that they wanted to isolate a local they didn't have. At last they forgot about the whole shit and they started playing at motherfucker number three's basement (Johan's) (they left the egg boxes inside a closet at school… just if you were interested in them). Well no more fucking egg boxes, by that, they got mother fucker number four and five (Christoffer 'n' Niklas)(well the whole thing it's pretty silly, was kinda "dude, wanna play in my band?... yeah…dude...), they even got a motherfucker number six, well kinda, a groupie, Maria. By that time they thought "that the hell, let's make a demo" and so they did. They had done one before but that was when they were still like to spit them at the face (it was when they were just three of the mother fuckers) the fucking shit sounded like recorded in a bathroom with only one defective mike (you imagine the same fucking riff all the fucking time). Well, this one went better (well it sounds better than the one before) it's called Death Factory (most of the shit they write has the words "death" "kill" or "blood" in their names). Actually I like it, well it's not only because I'm motherfucker number two but it's also because it's much more better than the one before (it's got lyrics!, haha just joking). Well that's the latest shit about them, well if you want to hear some of these shit's songs (the mother fucker's I mean) you can download them here, well I can't assure you'll like it, but the truth is that we don't give a fuck about what you think :) |